| Monday, December 11th, 2006 |
| 10:59 pm |
Anonymous people suck
"so does anyone like read this-- ever?! LOLZ OMFG!! ::))::))" Of course people read this, you hard-on! It's only the inner thoughts and mind-churnings of me-- THE BOX! Who in the name of your puny savior wouldn't want to read that?! ... I blew up a deer two days ago. Should have done it outside. Live and learn, they say. |
| Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 |
| 3:36 pm |
Holy crap! Is this thing still on?!
Well screw me sideways and call me Sally. I still have a livejournal. ... GO AWAY! THESE ARE ACCOUNTS OF MY PERSONAL... ACCOUNTS OF... THINGS. DICK. ... I'll be back in a day or two. Current Mood:  shocked |
| Friday, September 23rd, 2005 |
| 10:47 pm |
End this decline!
Yeah, yeah. here I am. you won't be getting rid of me so quickly. So I went to Canada over the summer. I was there for about 4 weeks. I only met 8 people named Dougie, but one of them was actually born in France and one was a woman. So I'm still going to destroy Canada. It will be slow, and it will be in the night. I swear, it's like a country of elderly. Everyone's in bed by 8 pm. I might save the Yukon. Those fish hermits were pretty cool. but Alaska is probably screwed, too. Current Mood:  aggravated |
| Friday, June 10th, 2005 |
| 11:16 am |
Good ol' summer time
Okay, so my roommates Jerry and Theresa and I went to this cheesy little Mexican restaurant the other night. It would've been a great place if it didn't suck so bad. The only good part about the whole trip was when one of the food-slaves spilled boiling hot grease all over Jerry. He has second-degree burns over 83% of his body. It was FUCKING... HILARIOUS. He was screaming and crying and Theresa was yelling at the food-slave and trying to call 911 on her cell phone. Oh man. I coughed up the congealed-vomit taco I had been munching on and it got all over this fat guy in the table next to us. He got all mad and I said Theresa did it and so he got all angry and started throwing chairs. About 2 hours later and the apartment is mine! Roommates in intensive care and me not caring at all. I hate people, but they sure are fun to watch! Current Mood:  jubilant |
| Thursday, April 28th, 2005 |
| 7:09 pm |
To all the burn-outs...
VOIP! Remember when you all thought you were awsome? You were wrong. Remember? Huh? BLARGABALARG! Suck it dry! Current Mood:  licky |
| Tuesday, April 19th, 2005 |
| 10:24 pm |
I'll bet you've never won the Lottery
Okay, so I bought a Lucky Lotto ticket. I didn't fuckin' win. Can you even comprehend that? I DIDN'T win! The world is against me. But you know what? That's okay. If the world gave me too much, it might expect something back in return. So... Fuck you. Go away. I bought a case of Crest with the money I stole from that businessman I stabbed this afternoon. Screw the lottery. Current Mood:  Spiteful |
| Wednesday, April 6th, 2005 |
| 10:02 pm |
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| Friday, April 1st, 2005 |
| 9:51 pm |
FUCK YEAH!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Inferno Hell TestI'm EVERYWHERE! HA! wait... This means I'll be around all of you fuckers after I die. DAMMIT! |
| Monday, March 28th, 2005 |
| 10:18 pm |
My tube is empty...
My... My Crest... It's... It's gone... I ate it all... Now I have to go buy more... But I don't want to go out tonight... I'm using so many ellipses it's not funny... I'll kill you all... and stuff and junk... Current Mood:  is empty... |
| Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005 |
| 11:52 pm |
Suck it dry, bitches
That show, "Just Shoot Me" would be better if it wasn't so bad. Current Mood: meh |
| Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 |
| 1:02 pm |
I just wanted to know
So this one person replied to one of my posts. Because I replied to one of hers. I was just pissed, because it said "LoveRymes With". I just ignored the spelling errors and went on in. I wanna know what love rhymes with. Besides "dove". Anyways, there was nothing remotely close there to what was advertised, so I got angry and yelled at her. Then she's all like, "Who are you?" AS IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW! You should all stop asking these questions and BOW BEFORE ME. ...Or at least get me a can of EasyCheez. I'm starving, here. Also, the reason I was curious is because I was "under the influence," if you know what I mean. Which I'll bet you don't. You suck. Current Mood:  BOW |
| Wednesday, March 9th, 2005 |
| 11:28 pm |
I WILL DEVOUR YOUR CHILDREN
If I hate people a whole lot, I hate YOUNG people a whole lot... more. Babies are the worst. Vomiting and getting snot on EVERYTHING. Babies should be illegal. Maybe we can send babies to so foriegn land, like, Hawaii. What did Hawaii ever do not to deserve all of these crappy babies? I'll tell you: Nothing. That's right, sucka. END THE BABY PROBLEM! SEND THEM TO HAWAII. Then the Hawaiians will feast upon their fleshy-goodness. ...Send a couple to me each week. I like me some babies. Just put a little steak sauce on 'em... Mmmmm... Current Mood:  child... eatish |
| Monday, March 7th, 2005 |
| 11:03 pm |
I probably hate you
So I was downtown this afternoon. I hate downtown. Yuppie bastards and people who hate yuppie bastards, but are still actually just a slightly different brand of yuppie. Here's a clue: YOU ALL SUCK. And as for your trendy, hip, dirty stores, THEY SUCK. I don't want to go into a store from the fuckin 70's. GET THE PICTURE. The reason those places have their damn "retro" style, is because they can't AFFORD anything new! Why? Because all of those "non"-yuppies just hang around and don't buy anything. It's cool to loiter! I HATE YOU ALL! AND I HATE DOWNTOWN! Current Mood:  infuriated |
| Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 |
| 11:06 pm |
THAT FUCKING BRICKROAD
One thing that you people did right was make the game Earthbound. That game rocks way more than you damn bloodsacks. But I'm stuck inside the Dungeon Man! PISSED OFF IS WHAT I AM. You Earthbound freaks know what I'm sayin. I'm going to play it for another four hours now. BYE Current Mood: aggravated |
| Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005 |
| 11:08 pm |
GER-BLARG
HHHHAAAAAAATE! Well hello there kiddies. I'm the Box and I'll be here to get real pissed at all of you and yell a lot. That's what these online journal thingies are all about anyways, right? So yeah, I'm sure you all know me from Thom's stupid comic. Next time you see that guy, go ahead and kick him in the nuts. He told me not to do this journal, so to spite him, here it is. Not much else to say to you all for now. Not that you haven't already gotten more than you deserve. BYE |
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